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Tell that special someone that you know their Uncle molests Collies.


Some suggested greetings:

" Your Uncle molests collies"

" Are you my pal, Mr. Scholarship winner?"

" How about a Fresca?"

" You'll get nothing and like it! ... Happy Birthday"


Or, of course, you can request your own custom greeting!

Collie Molester

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