Put your favorite command on the front of this one....
and remember to
WORK 8 HOURS PLAY 8 HOURS SLEEP 8 HOURS 
For this one, we reccomend "Happy Birthday, (NAME) on the front, then, on the inside choose from the following:
CONFORM
SUBMIT
CONSUME
REPRODUCE
OBEY
DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
any combination af the above would do just fine.....or make up your own!