I never laid a hand on him....

 

Some suggested grettings:

"You didn't have to go through all this just for a box of chocolates... get well!"

"WTF?!  ANOTHER BIRTHDAY?!!"

" I can't believe you actually graduated!!"

" Happy Fathers Day!" ( this one come complete with a long to-do list)

 

Or, of course, you can request your own custom greeting!  

you did this to him!

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